I Love You According To Google

Search Item	Results
I	2610 000 000
LOVE	436 000 000
YOU	5 140 000 000
I LOVE YOU	840 000 000

HATE	86 600 000
I HATE YOU	121 000 000

Conclusions

1. I have multiple personalities (up to 2,610,000,000);
2. You too (5,140,000,000);
3. There are more of us than love (2 610 000 000+5 140 000 000>436 000 000);
4. There is more “I love you” than love. Hence, almost half of people who say “I love you,” don’t really love you (840 000 000>436 000 000);
5. The good thing is that almost half of people saying “I hate you,” don’t really hate you (86 600 000>121 000 000);
6. But the best thing is that there is more love than hatred (436 000 000>86 600 000);
7. Hooray!

 

 

© Karen Karslyan, November 17, 2006, Los Angeles