I Love You According To Google


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Results

I

2610 000 000

LOVE

436 000 000

YOU

5 140 000 000

I LOVE YOU

840 000 000


HATE

86 600 000

I HATE YOU

121 000 000

Conclusions

  1. I have multiple personalities (up to 2,610,000,000);
  2. You too (5,140,000,000);
  3. There are more of us than love (2 610 000 000+5 140 000 000>436 000 000);
  4. There is more “I love you” than love. Hence, almost half of people who say “I love you,” don’t really love you (840 000 000>436 000 000);
  5. The good thing is that almost half of people saying “I hate you,” don’t really hate you (86 600 000>121 000 000);
  6. But the best thing is that there is more love than hatred (436 000 000>86 600 000);
  7. Hooray!

 

 

© Karen Karslyan, November 17, 2006, Los Angeles
 Armenian